Hometown: Ferndale, Michigan
Grade: 4th grade
What is your ideal Spring Break plan?
A Twin Peaks marathon on my couch with cats.
Favorite kids book?
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
What is one thing Franklin Elementary needs to improve?
Better protection for the bullied.
Who is your current celebrity crush?
David Bowie
If you could play a sport professionally, what would it be?
Roller Derby
Favorite Fabric?
Fishnet
Favorite words to live by?
Life sucks and then you die
Hometown: Omaha, Nebraska
Grade: 2nd grade
Favorite Holiday?
The Immaculate Conception
What is your ideal Spring Break plan?
Getting out of the house
Marital Status?
Single
Who is your current celebrity crush?
Neil Patrick Harris
Favorite 90s Sitcom?
Phenom
What’s your favorite slang term for a penis?
A wenis
Coffee, tea, or vodka?
Tea
Hometown: Oak Park, IL
Grade: 4th grade
One thing all of your students know about you?
Ms. Cannon recycles Kleenex
What is your ideal Spring Break plan?
Costa Rica to help baby turtles find the ocean
Favorite kids book?
A People’s History of the United States
Favorite words to live by?
The only recognizable feature of hope is action
Favorite subject to teach?
Non-western math
What’s your favorite slang term for a penis?
Inverted vagina
Favorite President?
Clinton
Hometown: Aurora, IL
Grade: 3rd grade
Favorite Holiday?
Columbus Day. You forget it exists and them bam you get a three day weekend. Rock.
One thing all of your students know about you?
I do not know the meaning of a lesson plan. We’re all learning together.
Marital Status?
W4M
What is one thing Franklin Elementary needs to improve?
Too uptight
Favorite words to live by?
“Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die (so let’s party and be real)” -Herbert Hoover, updated by me.
Soup or sandwich?
Half of each and dip
Coffe, tea or vodka?
I got a really good drink at Jewel Osco the other day that is all three in one! It is called “Adult Mornings” you should try it! It is kind of like a runny Bailey’s.
Hometown: Wilmette, IL
Grade: 4th grade
Favorite kids book?
Who Cares about Disabled People?
What is one thing Franklin Elementary needs to improve?
The bathroom lighting
Favorite words to live by?
“If you’re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.” – Marilyn Monroe
Favorite subject to teach?
Kenny Samuelson. He is the hottest kid in my class. Like seriously.
Soup or sandwich?
Nutrisystem
Favorite President?
Andrew Shephard
Hometown: Charlottesville, VA
Grade: 2nd grade
One thing all of your students know about you?
I am getting over a break-up
Favorite Holiday?
Christmas
Favorite kids book?
I’ll Always Love you
If you could play one sport professionally, what would it be?
Figure Skating
What is a good name for a sexy dog?
Mr. Knightley
Favorite fabric?
Silk-cashmere blend
Favorite words to live by?
And this, too, shall pass away.